Wednesday, November 14, 2018

Sermon on the Mount by the American Jesus

Matthew 5:
Jesus with little children:
"Truly I say unto you who ever welcomes one of these little ones in my name might be welcoming a murderer or a drug. Let us get her to a detention center..."

"If a man strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him and shoot him..."

"Do unto others as you suspect they might want to do unto you."

Matthew 9: 20-22
A woman comes for healing to Jesus:
"My child of course I could, but who would pay for it? Yes, it is a sad story, but it does not make me responsible."

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